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(SAWING AND HAMMERING)
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There she is, Mabel!
The cheapest fair money can rent!
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I spared every expense.
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-(ROPE SNAPPING)
-DIPPER: Ahhh!
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I think the sky tram is broken.
Also, most of my bones.
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(LAUGHS) This guy. All right, all right,
I got a job for you two.
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I printed up a bunch of fake
safety inspection certificates.
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Go slap one on anything
that looks like a lawsuit.
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Grunkle Stan, is that legal?
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When there's no cops around,
anything's legal.
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Soos, how's that
dunk tank coming along?
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Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines!
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(RATTLING)
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Ha! You got it rigged
from here to Timbuktu!
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There's nothing on earth
that could knock me down.
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Yeah, except for, like,
a futuristic laser arm cannon.
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(SCOFFS) Hey, you haven't seen
my red screwdriver, have you?
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Darn thing went missing.
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Maybe some magical creature
or paranormal thingum took it.
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Oye, you've been spending
too much time with those kids!
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All right, let's see,
where did I put that thing?
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(DEVICE BEEPS)
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The mission is proceeding
as planned. Over.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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STAN: (ON MEGAPHONE)
It's 12:00. The Dunk Tank is now open!
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-(FEEDBACK)
-(ALL GROAN)
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Step right up and dunk me, folks!
I'm talking to you, cut-offs!
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That's right, muffin-top, high pants.
Who wants a piece of me?
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(LAUGHING)
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Come back any time, folks.
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How do they get them into this shape?
It's unnatural!
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But Dipper, they're so delicious?
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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Oh, boo! I'll be right back.
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I'll be right here! Heh.
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(WHISPERS) I love you.
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Look at you two!
Getting all romantic at the fair!
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Come on, it's no big deal.
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Yeah, it is!
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Okay, you're right. It is!
Isn't this amazing? I just dove in! I said,
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"Hey, you wanna hang out at the fair?"
And you know what she said?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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"Yeah, I guess so!" It totally worked!
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All your advice about just going for it,
it's finally paying off!
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When are you going to learn, Dipper?
I'm always right about everything!
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Hey, do you smell
a gallon of body spray?
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Hey, either of you dorks
seen Wendy around?
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-Who wants to know?
-Hey!
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Yeah, I got some new super-tight jeans.
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Thought she might
want to check them out.
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Yeah, you know, I think
I saw her in the bottomless pit.
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You should really go jump in there.
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Maybe I will, smart guy.
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(GROANS)
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He is such a jerk!
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Yeah. But he's a jerk
with tight pants and a guitar.
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I need to keep him away
from Wendy at all costs.
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Don't worry, brother,
whatever happens, I'll be right here,
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supporting you every step of the...
Oh, my gosh! A pig!
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(MABEL PANTING)
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If fen you can guess the critter's weight,
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you can take the critter home.
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'(0INKS)
-(GASPS)
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He said "Mabel"!
Either that or "doorbell".
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-Did you say "Mabel" or "doorbell"?
-(OINKS)
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Oh, look, Mabel here
found her real twin.
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(GIRLS LAUGHING)
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Pacifica.
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Sir, I must have that pig!
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Ah! Old Fifteen-Pound y.
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So, how much
you guessing he weighs?
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Um, 15 pounds?
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Are you some kind of witch?
Well, here's your pig.
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(SNORTING)
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And you'll be needing these.
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No? Suit yourself.
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(WHISPERS)
Everything is different now.
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Whoa, check it out.
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I don't know if it's a duck or a panda,
but I want one!
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My uncle taught me
the secret to these games.
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You aim for the carny's head, and take
the prize when he's unconscious.
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(CHUCKLES) Nice.
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-One ball, please.
-CARNY: You only get one chance.
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And a-one! And a-two!
And a... (GRUNTS)
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Ow! My eye!
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Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
Wendy, are you okay?
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Does it look swollen?
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Everything's gonna be fine!
Don't worry! I'll... I'll go get some ice!
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Where is she, where is she?
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey! Watch where you're going, man!
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTS)
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ROBBIE: All right, just ease your eyeball
into that Freezy-cone.
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(SIGHS) Robbie, thanks.
That's really sweet.
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The gesture and the flavored syrup.
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Yeah, I was just here
in the right place at the right time.
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You know,
I've been meaning to ask you,
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we've been spending
a lot of time together
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and I was wondering if maybe,
you wanted to go out with me?
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(WHIMPERS)
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Sweet!
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Look, Dipper! I won my pet pig!
His name is Waddles.
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I called him that because he waddles.
Waddles!
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Everything is different now.
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What are you looking at?
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Oh.
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MAN: Uh... Are you gonna move?
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(MOANS)
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(SIGHS)
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MABEL: Paging Dr. Waddles!
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We got a boy here
with a broken heart. (CHUCKLES)
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Come on, man! These are the jokes!
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Mabel, do you ever wish you could
go back and undo just one mistake?
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Nope! I do everything right all the time.
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(MIMICKING OINKING)
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Wendy only went out with Robbie
because he was there with the ice,
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and she only needed ice
because of the baseball,
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and I would have had the ice
if it wasn't for
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(GASPS) that guy!
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Hey, you! Tool belt! You ruined my life!
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-Huh?
-Don't "huh" me! I've seen you before!
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What's your deal?
Are you following us around?
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And why are you bald?
What's all that about?
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(YELPS) My position
has been compromised!
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Assuming stealth mode!
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Color match. Initiating color match.
Come on! Dang it!
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(SCREWDRIVER SQUEAKING)
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That's amazing!
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(GASPS) Are you
from the future or something?
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Uh... No! Who told you that?
Memory Wipe!
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This is a baby wipe.
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(GROANS)
All right, you've cornered me.
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I'm a time traveler.
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So wait a minute,
if you're from the future,
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do you have, like,
a time machine or something?
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That's kind of how it works.
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Could I borrow it?
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DIPPER: Come on,
can I use your time machine just once?
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Out of the question!
You know, this is sensitive,
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extremely complicated time equipment.
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It looks like a tape measure.
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You shut your time-mouth!
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This making any sense to you?
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(WHISPERS) I think he's just crazy!
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Oh, you don't believe me?
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Guess where I was!
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BOTH: Whoa!
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That's right! Fifteen years ago
there was a costume store right here!
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One second.
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Oh, heck! Pat, pat down!
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So, who are you again?
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Blendin Blandin.
Time Anomaly Removal Crew,
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Year Twenty Sfieventy Twelve.
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My mission is to stop
a series of time anomalies
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that are supposed to happen
at this very location.
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But I don't see any anomalies.
I don't know if it's some kind of paradox
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or if I'm just really tired.
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You know, you sound like
you could use a break.
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Definitely. Definitely.
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Might we recommend one of the
various attractions at the Mystery Fair?
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You know what? What the heck!
I'm worth it! But I got my eye on you!
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(BLENDIN WHIMPERING)
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One, please!
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Sorry, dude, but you're gonna have to
take your belt off for the ride.
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One of your tools might fly off
and accidentally fix something.
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Guard it with your life.
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I will watch it like a hawk, dude.
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(CHEERING)
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Like a hawk.
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Here it is, Mabel.
Our ticket to any moment in history!
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Let's go get two dodos
and force them to make out!
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No! We gotta be smart about this.
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All that paradox talk
kind of freaked me out.
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All I'm going to do is go back
and fix my one mistake.
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If I don't miss that baseball throw,
I won't hit Wendy in the eye,
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and Robbie won't comfort her,
and they won't start going out.
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I'm coming, too! I want to relive
the greatest moment of my life,
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winning Waddles!
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-Muah!
-(SNORTS)
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See you later.
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See you earlier! (LAUGHS)
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(BEEPS)
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(SQUEALING)
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(EXCLAIMING IN SHOCK)
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(BOTH PANTING)
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STAN: (ON MEGAPHONE)
It's 12:00. The Dunk Tank is now open!
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-(FEEDBACK)
-(ALL GROAN)
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Step right up and dunk me, folks!
I'm talking to you, cut-offs!
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-Do-over?
-Do-over!
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If and you could guess the...
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Fifteen pounds!
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And yes, I am a witch.
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Well, time to round up a mob.
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Hey, Wendy.
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There you are.
Hey, what happened to your hat?
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Uh... Nothing. Hey, look! What's that?
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Whoa! Check it out. I don't know if it's
a duck or a panda but I want one.
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One ball, please.
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CARNY: You only get one chance.
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That's what you think.
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One panda-duck, coming right up!
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Okay, Dipper, second chance.
Don't mess this up.
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(GRUNTS)
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Yes!
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-Ow! My eye!
-What?
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Does it look swollen?
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That's so weird.
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WENDY: Oh, hey, Robbie!
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So anyway, we've been hanging
out a lot, and I've been wondering if,
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you wanted to go out with me?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Sweet!
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The exact same thing happened twice!
It was spooky!
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Ooh, maybe it's a time curse!
Waddles, can you say "time curse"?
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-(OINKING)
-(SQUEALS)
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Your face is so fat!
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Is it possible that the forces of time
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naturally conspire to undo
any new outcomes?
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No, no. I just need to try again.
Third time's the charm.
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How hard can it be?
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Light her on fire!
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-(INDISTINCT CLAMORING)
-Find the witch!
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Ow! My eye!
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Hey, you all right?
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(MABEL LAUGHS)
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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-(GROANS)
-Ow! My eye!
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Oh, bad luck.
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Uh... Wendy, how badly do you
want that stuffed animal thing?
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More than anything
in the world, Dipper.
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(SIGHING) Okay.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANING)
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I love my pig!
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If I adjust the ball for wind speed,
factoring cotton candy...
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Face it, Dipper, you're obviously
fated to have a bad day at the fair.
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Just like I'm fated to be with Waddles!
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It's like there's one variable missing.
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What's a variable?
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Ha! That's it! I figured out a way
to win the toss, not hit Wendy,
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and stop Wendy and Robbie
from going out.
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00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,214
Awesome!
I'm gonna go win my pig again!
245
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,758
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You can't leave. I need you for my plan.
246
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,177
But what about Waddles?
247
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,346
-It'll just take a few minutes! Let's go!
-Whoa!
248
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,803
(wmo BLOWING)
249
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,520
You gonna go, man?
250
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,061
And a-one, and a-two and a...
251
00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,317
Aw, dude, you missed.
252
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,023
Did I?
253
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,114
(ALL GASP)
254
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:10,954
(ALL GROAN)
255
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,200
Hah!
256
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:15,701
Huh?
257
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,755
Your stuffed creature
of indeterminate species, miss.
258
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,836
-(SQUEAKING)
-Oh! Awesome!
259
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,261
-There you are, Wendy.
-Hi, Robbie!
260
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,004
So I was wondering if, you...
261
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,510
Look what Dipper got for me!
262
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:36,021
(SCOFFING) Whatever. Can't even tell
what species it is. Stupid.
263
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:40,229
What's his deal? (SCOFFS) Looks like
I came to the fair with the right guy!
264
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,436
-(BELL DINGS)
-MAN: We have a winner!
265
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,367
Anytime, broseph.
Now, to win my pig.
266
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:50,868
(GASPING)
267
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:56,208
It's all yours! No one else's!
Old Fifteen-Pound y! Yours! Forever!
268
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,328
(WADDLES SQUEALING)
269
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,088
(SCREAMING)
270
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:04,882
(BOTH LAUGHING)
271
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,381
That was even more awesome
the third time around!
272
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,759
(GASPS) Funnel cake!
Let's go get some, Dipper.
273
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,510
(MABEL SCREAMING)
274
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,391
-(IN DISTINCT)
-Ahhh!
275
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,647
-Mabel, what...
-(SCREAMING)
276
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,021
-I'll just wait until you're done.
-I'm done.
277
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,476
Okay, what is wrong?
278
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,186
We messed up the timeline!
279
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,403
Pacifica saw the flyer
and won Waddles before I did!
280
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,279
She took Waddles, Dipper!
281
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,368
Oh, Mabel, I'm sorry!
282
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,947
(SIGHS) It's okay,
we just need to go back
283
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,410
-and do things differently.
-(GASPS) Mabel!
284
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,288
Wait! Look, I did the math,
in any other timeline,
285
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,871
Wendy ends up going out with Robbie!
I can't mess this day up again!
286
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,878
But if we don't go,
then I'll lose Waddles forever!
287
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,800
-Hey!
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
288
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,001
Give it back!
289
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,177
DIPPER: Whoa!
290
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,637
(BOTH GRUNT)
291
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,685
When are we?
292
00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:01,310
The real question is, "When are we?"
Oh, wait, did you already...
293
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,474
-Yeah, I... I already...
-'Cause I was gonna...
294
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,149
-Yeah, it's the same thing.
-All right.
295
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,106
-Do you hear that?
-(RUMBLING)
296
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,075
(BOTH SCREAM)
297
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,453
(BOTH SCREAMING)
298
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,078
(BOTH PANTING)
299
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,790
(BOTH SCREAMING)
300
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,511
Be on the lookout
for mountain lions, travelers!
301
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,969
Dysentery? Who wants dysentery?
302
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,887
Forge ahead, mighty oxen!
303
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,266
For a new life awaits us
on this Oregon Trail!
304
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,935
Where are we? The '70s?
305
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,267
You sent us back 150 years, genius!
306
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,560
It's pioneer times!
307
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:51,239
By Trembly! Fertilia! It seems
you've given birth to two more children!
308
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:55,907
It appears I have!
More little hands to render the tallow.
309
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,033
(CHUCKLES) Tallow? What?
310
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,240
Her mouth is filled with silver, mother!
311
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,791
These are called braces!
312
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,918
Mabel, we can't start
messing with the past!
313
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,087
Oh, says the guy who
messed with the past all day,
314
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,132
and cost me my pig?
I'll mess with whatever I want!
315
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:13,177
Check it out! A magic button machine!
Shoes that blink!
316
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,430
ALL: Ohhh!
317
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:24,106
Hey, sister, guess who gets to vote
in the future? Ladies! Up top!
318
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:27,020
That's called a high-five.
Teach it to your friends.
319
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,686
Give me that!
I'm gonna set the timeline right!
320
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,692
Hey! No!
321
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,608
-(ROARING)
-BOTH: Ahhh!
322
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:39,996
Phew! (YELPS)
323
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,161
Run, run! Take cover!
324
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,741
It's coming!
325
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,293
(CACKLING)
326
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,585
This future seems neat.
327
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,086
I'm coming, Waddles!
328
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,296
Hey!
329
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,673
I seen it! I seen it again!
330
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,720
But enough about me. Behold... Me!
331
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,641
(PANTING)
332
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,098
(ROARING)
333
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,103
This thing is getting hotter!
334
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,567
Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
335
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,941
-What did you do?
-I don't know!
336
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,067
(BOTH SCREAMING)
337
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,160
MABEL: Where are we?
338
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,337
DIPPER: It's nothing but inky
blackness for miles!
339
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:33,383
Mabel, don't you see?
We've transported to the end of time!
340
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,544
-MABEL: Whoa!
-(DIPPER SCREAMING)
341
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,178
Wait, why does it smell so bad in here?
342
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:42,926
(KNOCKING ON METAL)
343
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,475
(BOTH PANTING)
344
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,931
Look! We're back in the present!
345
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,232
But which present?
346
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,064
The is the best present ever!
347
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,229
Yes!
348
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,026
(SQUEALING)
349
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,110
[[511
350
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,201
Give me that thing! Dipper, give it back!
351
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,909
Look, Mabel, it's over, okay?
352
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,165
Give it up! I've worked
too hard to lose this.
353
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,244
But what about Waddles?
He was my soul mate!
354
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,959
You said that about a ball of yarn once!
355
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,256
Do you really want Wendy
to date Robbie?
356
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,005
I don't know.
357
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,847
You're not guilt-tripping me, Mabel.
Not this time.
358
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,770
Come on, Mabel. I know you.
359
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,938
You're gonna forget about this in a day.
360
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,570
Here, hey, I'll prove it.
361
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,154
-See?
-(THUDDING)
362
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,077
Okay, maybe you'll forget in a week.
363
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,037
A month. She'll be better in a month!
364
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,962
Waddles. Waddles.
365
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,173
And if you look to your left,
you'll see Miserable Mabel.
366
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,132
-(CAMERAS CLICKING)
-The girl who went bonkers
367
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,559
after her dreams were shattered
by some heartless jerk.
368
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,932
Oh, hey, dipper-.
369
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,520
(GROANS)
370
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,396
(SIGHING)
371
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,991
I don't know if it's a duck
or a panda, but I want one.
372
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,194
(SIGHING)
373
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,370
Wendy, I just wanted to say that...
374
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,789
Well, I just wanted to say
that people make mistakes,
375
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,242
and when they do,
you should forgive them.
376
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,123
And also,
that tight pants are over-rated.
377
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,454
Dude, you lost me.
378
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,298
I know. One ball, please.
379
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,875
CARNY: You only get one chance.
380
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,171
And a-one, and a-two, and a...
381
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,347
Ow! My eye!
382
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,800
-Hey, Wendy? Are you okay?
-(GROANING)
383
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,137
You know, this is the perfect time
for me to, ask you something.
384
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,265
-It is done.
-(MABEL GRUNTS)
385
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,025
Dipper! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!
386
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,235
(OINKING)
387
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,235
He's saying "Thank You" in Pig!
Aren't you, Waddles?
388
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,611
(OINKING)
389
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,235
-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
-(CLUCKING)
390
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,241
I couldn't break your heart, Mabel.
391
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,414
Besides, there's no way Wendy can
date Robbie all summer, right?
392
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,000
-You two!
-(BOTH GASP)
393
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,369
(SQUEALING)
394
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:18,252
Do you have any idea
how many rules you just broke?
395
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,256
I'm asking, I wasn't there with you.
It was probably a lot, right?
396
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,383
Blendin Blandin.
397
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,932
(YELPS) The Time Paradox
Avoidance Enforcement Squadron!
398
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,889
That's right. And our phones
have been ringing off the hook.
399
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,312
There's settlers high-fiving
in the 1800s.
400
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,564
And calculators
littered through eight centuries!
401
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,273
You are under arrest for violations
of the time travelers' code of conduct.
402
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,230
(STUTTERS) It was those kids!
And their leader, Waddles!
403
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,611
That's a pig, Blendin.
404
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,191
I'll get you for this!
405
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,824
I'll go back in time and make sure your
parents never meet!
406
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,613
Well, we're still here.
407
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,494
Guess he forgot to go back.
408
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,375
Ha! You suckers!
409
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,204
Your pockets are empty
and I'm still sitting high and dry!
410
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:58,879
(ALL JEERING)
411
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,293
(LAUGHING)
412
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,295
Yeah. "Boo. Boo." I love it.
413
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,424
Hey, biceps!
Yeah, I'm talking to you, haircut.
414
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,472
Take your best shot. Ha!
415
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,426
(SCREAMS)
416
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:13,765
(ALL CHEERING)
417
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,221
(GURGLING)
418
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,069
So, I guess we never found out
who was causing
419
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,401
those time anomalies
Blendin was looking for.
420
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,029
Wait, Mabel, I think it was us!
421
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,406
Ugh! My brain hurts.
422
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:32,239
Aw, jeez, I've gotta deal
with this all summer.
423
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,374
(CHUCKLES) It's good. It's caramel.
424
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,451
I'm on it.
425
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,036
(SNIFFING)
426
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,251
-(SQUEALING)
-Ahhh!
427
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:47,508
My pants! They're shrinking!
(GRUNTING)
428
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,547
(CROWD LAUGHING)
429
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,099
(WADDLES OINKING)
430
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,806
(LAUGHS AND GAGS)
431
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,146
Oh, man.
432
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,936
(SIGHS) That'll do, pig.
433
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,400
(OINKS)
434
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,486
That'll do.
435
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,941
You have broken the eternal laws
of space-time!
436
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,654
I beg your mercy, Time Baby!
437
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,362
You now must clean up
all of the anomalies.
438
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,663
(VOCALIZING)
439
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:25,049
Old Man McGucket, local kook.
Are the wax figures alive, and...
440
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,551
(ROARING)
441
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,759
What're you looking at?